
I once met a pet house pig called Sugar
She was very sweet
Sugar would come when called
Pigs are very intelligent animals
She got too big for her owner
Sugar now lives on an animal rescue farm
It was hard to look at her as a food item
I do however think of her every time I smell bacon
I am planning a road trip to see Sugar
Along with her owner and close friends
We will hire a driver and a minibus
Sing songs along the way
Fueled by adult beverages and snacks
Upon arrival there will be selfies
Postings on Facebook and Instagram
A guess the weight of Sugar competition
All guesses will carry an entry fee
The winner gets to collect all the money
And hand it to the animal rescue staff
There will be tearful goodbyes
More singing and drinking going back
Stopping at a restaurant for dinner
Will anybody dare to order pulled pork or bacon
We love you Sugar