I once met a pet house pig called Sugar

She was very sweet

Sugar would come when called

Pigs are very intelligent animals

She got too big for her owner 

Sugar now lives on an animal rescue farm

It was hard to look at her as a food item

I do however think of her every time I smell bacon

I am planning a road trip to see Sugar

Along with her owner and close friends

We will hire a driver and a minibus

Sing songs along the way

Fueled by adult beverages and snacks

Upon arrival there will be selfies

Postings on Facebook and Instagram

A guess the weight of Sugar competition

All guesses will carry an entry fee

The winner gets to collect all the money

And hand it to the animal rescue staff

There will be tearful goodbyes

More singing and drinking going back

Stopping at a restaurant for dinner

Will anybody dare to order pulled pork or bacon

We love you Sugar