They say water is made from hydrogen and oxygen

But those are both gases while water is a liquid

Well most of the time between freezing and boiling

Its not easy to extract the oxygen out of water

So how is it that fish can breathe water but we drown in it

Does that make fish smarter than humans

Maybe not because you never see a fish riding a bicycle

Well hardly ever apart from the fish in the Guinness museum in Dublin

I find it hard to understand how life could have evolved before mankind

Because back then science had not been invented

So who was writing all the primeval soup chemical equations

Before there was chalk or blackboards and science teachers

How could all the right chemicals have been mixed without test tubes and glass jars

To create the exact conditions for living organisms to thrive

There must have been somebody making all the rules back then

Deciding who could breathe oxygen from air but not water

And who can live under water but not ride a bicycle