the air cooled rapidly when the sun set

overcrowded water molecules huddled together for warmth

enjoying the invisibility of living in a vapor

floating around with the other gasses in the air

basking in the warmth of the sun

having all day parties and texting selfies up to friends in the clouds

as the cooling air became super saturated fights broke out

the nitrogen gang turned nasty and demanded the water molecules leave now

the oxygen and carbon dioxide molecules soon joined in

water molecules were rounded up and evicted 

vigilantes hunted them down and kicked them out of the vapor phase

bleary eyed beaten up water molecules woke up as a liquid

not a mighty river or a huge lake gathering

just tiny clumps of liquid hanging in the still night air

they clung together and formed a new gang

we are now a menacing fog declared their leader

our mission is to blanket everywhere and create mayhem

they flowed over fields and rivers seeking mischief

pausing over roadways to steal any residual heat from the ground

seeking out vehicle headlights and banding together to reflect back the light

they partied all night in their suspended liquid phase

heavy drinking and substance abuse was rife

they were all hung over and sleeping when the sun came up

the warming air created empty spaces

the nitrogen molecules started yelling first

hey water molecules we miss you guys come back and join us

one by one the damp drunken water molecules jumped back into their vapor space

soon the fog gang was all gone

the other gasses in the air let them sleep it off

those crazy water molecules said the oxygen

they party here all day then get drunk in the fog

they never learn and they will probably will do it all over again