Laura did not sleep well that night

Dave snored loudly after drinking too much wine

She tossed and turned until somehow she dozed off

She woke up to see Dave beside her looking at his phone 

It was before dawn and the bright screen lit up his face

Hey look at this dancing cat on Facebook he beamed

Do you like my new avatar Laura

You should see all the comments about us on FaceBook

Jenny even asked if the makeup sex was good

Laura ducked back under the covers

Hoping he would stop talking about his phone

Eventually he announced he was taking a shower

He left his phone at the side of the bed

She seized the opportunity to move it

When he came out of the shower he searched for it

Laura told him she had hidden it

So they could have phone free time together

She held him close and whispered

I feel like we are each married to our phones

And having an affair which our phones condone

We even met through a dating Ap 

Its like our phones planned the whole thing

Lets leave them forever so we can focus on our relationship 

Dave listened patiently then said to her

OK this has gone on long enough

Tell me where you hid my phone please

She led him to the laundry room

The washing machine was in mid cycle

His phone was under water clattering against the drum 

Dave went ballistic