I needed new glasses

Decided to try Costco

Very large selection

Took off my glasses

Tried on the samples

They looked all blurry in the mirror

Of course they were

Without my glasses

I had a brainwave

Take selfies wearing samples

Hard to operate my phone

Without my glasses

Came up with a plan

Got into a rhythm

My glasses on

Set up phone for selfie

My glasses off

Sample glasses on

Take selfie

Sample glasses off

My glasses on

Look at selfie

Decided I did not like the sample

Set up my phone for selfie

My glasses off

Sample glasses on

Take selfie

Sample glasses off

My glasses on

Look at selfie

Decided I did not like the sample

This continued for many more samples

I became tired 

So I gave up and left the store

Next time I will bring the wife

She is easier to operate than my phone

I will try samples

She will say yes or no

Better that she decides

I never see myself wearing glasses anyway