He put a few bottles in the wine cooler

As soon as he shut the door they started talking

Who is that new chardonnay in he white section?

Rumor has it there is a new burgundy with the reds

The white section decided to party

The reds looked on bemused

Prosecco’s popped open and fizzed

Somebody played music

Eventually the reds joined in

A Beaujolais nouveaux popped his cork

And climbed up into the whites section

The party was in full swing

A few white ladies climbed down to join the reds

The wine cooler was rocking and clinking

A couple of reds opened and started to share

They were all dancing ad jumping around happily

Then a red tipped over and pushed the door open

He spilled red wine all over the floor

Everybody froze in horror

The music stopped abruptly

What are we going to go cried the chardonnay

Cabernet took control of the wine cooler

Pushing the scantily clad white ladies back upstairs

Commanding everybody to lie flat and still

The owner’s pet dog approached sniffing

He started to lap up the spilled wine

The owner came to investigate the commotion

Blame was immediately placed on the dog

All the white wines started to giggle

The dog returned later and opened the door

Before peeing all over the wine bottles

That put a damper on the wine cooler party raves