He woke up early

It was Christmas morning

The city was quiet

After a long night of partying

Loud music and fireworks

He was dreading the Christmas gift exchanges

Giving regifts to reduce his clutter

But getting more regifted gifts

To sit in a drawer

Until next year’s regifting period

The problem is how to remember

Which regift was regifted by who

For it is fine to regift anything

To the regifter except their own regift

That would not be in the spirit of regiftmas

He considered his options

Maybe a regifting spreadsheet

To track the regift origins

Or simply donate them all

And break the regifting regift gift cycle

It really is a first world problem

When you have no need for anything

To be burdened with unwanted stuff 

From folks who also need for nothing

But receive more unwanted stuff in return

There are so many in this world in dire need

Undernourished children

Neglected elderly

Homeless people

They do need stuff more than him

So better to give his friends and family

The ultimate ever lasting gift

Of friendship and unconditional love

And receive the same in return

Just wrap these gifts with sincerity

Gift your spare money to charities

Donate your time to help others

Do this all year round

To make a difference and leave a legacy

Wishing you all a very merry nomoreregiftmas