why do we always clean the house before the cleaning lady comes

why do I brush my teeth more than usual on the day I visit the dentist

why do we put on clean underwear every day just in case we get hit by a car and have to change in front of the nurses

why do we judge the quality of the food by the number of people in the restaurant

why do we think it fun to stand in a long line to buy concert tickets but get annoyed when we are fourth in line at the supermarket checkout

why do people spend an entire afternoon going from shop to shop to get the best grocery bargains then finish up at Starbucks and willingly pay an exorbitant price for a cup of coffee

why do we take so many selfies knowing we do not like looking at them

why do we assume that giving an expensive gift is better when we all know that the pleasure of receiving is not at all related to the value of the gift

why do we press our floor button on the elevator multiple times when its already lit up

why do I only talk to my phone and computer when they are not doing what I want

why do men insist on carrying 23 items to the checkout while women will use a cart to buy one small thing

why do I read the word Wednesday and hear a voice in my head yelling Wed NESS Day