Impregnated by aliens

My brother is a vampire

It must be true

It was on the BBC news

Freddie Star ate my hamster

The man with two heads

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It was on the BBC news

I lived inside a whale

The earth stopped spinning

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It was on the BBC news

Jesus is on FaceBook

Teach yourself to levitate

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It was on the BBC news

She ate her husband

Make wine from chicken poop

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It was on the BBC news

House built in fifteen minutes

Homicide victims speak out

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It was on the BBC news

Porn star got rear ended

I married a great dane 

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It was on the BBC news

Golf course on a frozen lake

Homelessness eradicated

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It was on the BBC news

Salad dressing cures cancer

It rained frogs

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It was on the BBC news

Baby flies to moon and back 

Postpone your death indefinitely 

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It was on the BBC news

Pony wins lottery

Trees blamed for global warming

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It was on the BBC news