if you are feeling fat

pull out your yoga mat

stretch into your favorite pose

meditate about a beautiful rose

if you are feeling fat

pretend you are a 9 lives cat

rebirth and be you again but thin

old clothes you will fit in

if you are feeling fat

look at but don’t eat that

hunger will be your friend

your waistline will no longer extend

if you are feeling fat

wear a really big hat

especially if you are tall

the hat will make your belly look small

if you are feeling fat

and wishing your belly was flat

cut out all carbs and sugar

stop being a silly bugger

if you are feeling fat

you must learn to be good at

putting less into your pie hole

just eat from a smaller bowl

if you are feeling fat

and you don’t mind that

keep eating all you see

be a whale outside the sea

if you are feeling fat

like an overfed bloated wombat

change your lifestyle soon

eat your meals with a tiny spoon