the flip flops kept the ladies entertained

telling them stories about all the places he had been

exotic beaches expensive spas and luxury hotels

they hung onto every word he said

the high heels were spellbound

He is so handsome and worldly

I think I am falling in love with him

the boots were not impressed

he is just a hippie pot head 

you could do a lot better

the smart casuals disagreed

man this weed is so good

it makes his stories more interesting

the flip flops and high heels should hook up

the smart casuals took another puff of weed

peace love and Woodstock

the flat shoes were unimpressed

this used to be a nice respectful closet

now its degenerated into a drug crazed free love commune

next time the door opens I am running out of here

later that day the door opened

the shoes were surprised that it was him

now where did I leave my flip flops

he frantically rummaged through the closet 

finding them in the back snuggled up with the high heels

he took the flip flops and his bag of weed

he went to leave the room but turned round

reaching back into the closet

he grabbed the high heels

announcing they were now his hostages

the closet door closed with a bang

the flat shoes shoes spoke first

we are in big trouble now

first we lost all the guys

then we lost our hippie drug dealer

now one of us has been kidnapped

how will we ever get the high heels back

the smart casuals took control of the situation

calm down everybody

I have a plan