he denied drinking all her booze

she accused him of being an alcoholic

the argument was intense but short

he flung open the closet doors

scooping up all his shoes in a rage

soon everything went quiet

the flat shoes started to complain

well there goes the end of our fun times with the guys

she will never bring a man home again

the smart casuals agreed

it was fun while it lasted

I am going to miss those guys

maybe she will buy some more shoes soon

the high heels were pessimistic

she is probably depressed now

she may not even go out for a long while

we will be lucky if anybody gets to leave the closet

the dancing shoes joined in

I guess her dancing days are over too

I might never see a dance floor again

the boots recalled the last time this happened

remember when she broke up with that other guy last year

we all stayed in this closet for months

she lost interest in wearing any of us

she hardly left the house at all

wandering around barefoot all day in her PJs

what is that noise in the back

it sounds like snoring

the boots went to investigate

look its his flip flops

he left them behind in the back of the closet

the flip flops woke up in a daze

hey ladies whats going on

the boots explained the situation to him

he did not seem all that bothered

those guys were all boring anyway

I am happy to stay here and chill with you ladies

the high heels giggled with excitement

I guess we can all share him

the flip flops just grinned

hey ladies I have a big surprise for you

he also left his bag of weed behind

let all get stoned

the flat shoes shook her head