The Dollar General store is open

Selling cheap goods to bargain hunters

I bought adhesive tape there once

It did not stick 

Does 7 Eleven really  stay open until 23:00

Do people shop there because the name is a rhyme

I bought a snack there once

It tasted disgusting

A long line at Subway

Their sandwiches are named after submarines

I bought a 6 inch sub once

It tasted soggy underwater

Dominos pizza has a special

Do they sell real domino toppings?

I bought a Dominos pizza once

There was no double 6 on top 

People flocking to McDonald’s 

Sad faces buying happy meals

I bought a Big Mac once 

It did not keep me dry when it rained 

Rite Aid sells drugs

Handing over prescriptions with a smile

I failed to buy drugs there once

I don’t think I got the right aid

Burley Oak brews beer

The bar is full of bearded men

I bought a pint of beer there once 

It did not help my beard grow

Amazon sells goods on line

They invented cyber Monday

I clicked away while tipsy once

Boxes of useless stuff arrived really fast