When Jane drank champagne

The champagne cork popped

It was a party

For the birth of baby Jane

Jane cried a lot

The champagne cork popped

Jane was ten years old

The champagne flowed freely

Jane drank lemonade

The champagne cork popped

Jane was twenty one

All her friends were there

Jane chugged champagne from the bottle

The champagne cork popped

Jane got a big promotion at work

Friends toasted her success

Jane guzzled champagne all evening

The champagne cork popped

Jane just got married

Her mother cried

Jane drank a lot of champagne

The champagne cork popped

Jane was on a business trip

Dinner with a male colleague

Jane drank way too much champagne

Champagne corks littered her hotel bedroom when she woke up

Jane could not remember the night before

Her colleague was snoring loudly next to her

Jane never drank champagne again

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