zip up your pants

hopefully the zip does not jam

its a long way to walk home

with your hands covering your exposed crotch

zip up that dress

its very hard to do alone

especially if the dress is way too small

and shows off all your slippage

zip up the tent flap

to keep the bears outside

bears do not know how to operate a zip

its now safe to cook bacon inside your tent

zip up your mouth Mr Politician

its not about the amount you speak

the quality of your words is unacceptable

unzip only when saying something meaningful  

zip up that big family portrait file

its too big to send via email

the file will be creased and wrinkled when unzipped 

the faces in the photos will look much older

zip up that history lesson

the inventor of the zip was a very sad man

he never recovered from a broken relationship

he spent the rest of his life seeking closure