Road trips are so much fun

A change of scenery for a while

See some new places

Visit old friends

Make some new ones

Check out the countryside

See how others live

Take a different road

Make a wrong turning

Get lost

Blame GPS

Blame your spouse

Spouse blames you

Fight over directions

Cannot find a bathroom

Bladder pain excruciating 

Dingy gas station

Filthy bathroom

No choice

Instant relief

No washing facilities

Empty bottle of hand sanitizer

Time to eat lunch

Nowhere nice to picnic

Eat in the car

Spill drinks everywhere

Open case for change of clothes

Not PBJ sandwiches again

Drop sandwich between seats

Start of another science experiment

Rolling again

Bored with Sirius radio

Books on tape playing

Depressing book

All doom gloom and suffering

Tune to a local radio station

Music is very cheesy

DJ spouts conspiracy theories

We must be in a bad place

People look so strange here

All driving pickups

Probably all armed militia

Our Lexus looks out of place

We could be murdered

No stopping

Drive faster

No eye contact with other drivers

Who decided on this road trip

Never again