
Beach day
At day at the beach planned
Picnic basket prepared
Towels and sunscreen packed
Beach chairs and umbrellas ready
Load up the car and go
Kids bursting with excitement
Parking a short walk from the beach
Dad does the heavy lifting
The kids carrying buckets and spades
Finding the perfect spot
Setting up the umbrella for shade
A stiff breeze off the ocean
Kids playing in the sand
Time for a nap in the beach chair
A few hours later everybody is hungry
Time to break out the picnic
The wind is blowing harder
But we are still having fun
I am handed a plate of food
Fresh sandwiches and cake
It looks very appetizing
I am salivating in anticipation
I bite into the sandwich
Horror of horrors it tastes gritty
Sand blown all over my sandwich
I try to wipe it off to no avail
Sand is blowing everywhere
Its in my eyes now too
Time to abandon the beach day
The kids complain about leaving
Heavy traffic all the way home
The kids start fighting in the car
Arrive home tired and grumpy
Sand is traipsed through the house
I jump in the shower and scrub
A large pool of sand forms on the shower floor
It refuses to wash into the drain
Why did I ever think beach days were fun