If you want it to stay purely platonic

Pour her a small Gin and Tonic

You will always have something to say

To a girl who drinks many pints of IPA

After you pour her third Malt Whisky

Things can get quite frisky

If she loves expensive Champagne with bubbles

It could just be the start of your financial troubles

She is guaranteed to be naughty but nice

If she sips Dirty Martinis with no ice

Sipping a Pimm’s and Lemonade by the pool

Is a sure sign that she is super cool

Stay clear of girls who down Malibu and Cokes

They will never laugh at your witty jokes

She said the fourth Vodka shot was the best she ever tasted

But after three more she will be totally wasted

A Margarita girl just wants to party all night

She will still be drinking when you turn out the light

Its probably best to just stay clear

Of those sassy ladies who only drink sangria

The Hard Seltzer drinking girls are always too thin

Spending all their spare time in the gym

Beware of women who drink nothing but Bloody Mary

If they get mad at you it can be ever so scary

When you meet a lady who adores fine Wine

She could well be your ever loving Valentine