my first car was a Mini

it had an orange roof

that little car brought me lots of luck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was a beach buggy

made from a trusty old VW beetle

people always stopped me to take a look

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was a Triumph Dolomite Sprint

a tow car for my Mini Cooper race car

back then I was still a crazy young buck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was a Ford Capri

sleek lines and two tone metallic finish

some said the paint job was simply yuck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was a Ford RS2000

A highly tuned yellow noisy beast

one day it was stolen and boy that really did suck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was a big boring Volvo 240

because my kids came along

it developed a lingering smell of baby muck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was an NSX

my mid life crisis mid engine supercar

I took a girl for a fast ride and she was totally awestruck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

my next car was a Japanese SUV

lots a room and a soft couch like ride

4 wheel drive just in case you got stuck

but I have never owned a pickup truck

I want to ride on the beach like an Eastern Shore Cowboy

annoying country music playing ever so loud

shotguns in the back to shoot some wild duck

my next car will be a pimped out big ass pickup truck