
The Virgin train bound for Glasgow
Pulls out of London’s Euston station
It’s the day after the London Marathon
The train is packed
Luckily we had reserved seats
Passengers carrying marathon memorabilia
The spectators are mostly fat and middle aged
Young thin men in sweat pants are obvious participants
Returning home to resume their routine life
After their 3 hours and 22 minutes of fame
What stories will they tell back at work tomorrow?
Perhaps all has been said via social media
Aching muscles twitched all over twitter
Tired faces painted all over FaceBook
Crossing the finishing line in an instant instagram
Hardly any spoken conversation on the train
Thumbs are stabbing away on phones
Digits digitizing details to distant dudes
High speed internet on a high speed train
The passengers are just captive internet traffickers
“Would ye like a drank”
Said the lady hostess in a broad Glaswegian accent
Stunned passengers looked up from their phones
Rudely woken from the silence of cyberspace
“Red wine please” was the unanimous response
Internet surfers refueled with alcohol
As the train speeds relentlessly north
The buildings of the city soon replaced by cultivated fields
Rape seed crops rape your eyes with bright yellow
Do the farmers wear sunglasses I wonder
The digital marathon internet warriors started to fade
Maybe they still surf while napping
Brains wired to Bluetooth transmitters
Redundant thumbs unused
Future generations will be limbless
Marathons will all have virtual runners
Spectators will be bathed in virtual reality at home
No need to travel to any events
Trains will sit in rusty graveyards
Retired Glaswegian hostesses will drink red wine at home